Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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Doctor, should I file my nails?
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Organ jokes
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Higgins lived in Staten Island,
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Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Preparing for a Mammogram
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