Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...