Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...