While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...