Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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