If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….