Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A golf club visits a local bar
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Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
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Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...