Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...