New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...