Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...