Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...