Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....