Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...