What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...