Stock market report
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Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...