Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...