Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...