The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
You Might Be A College Student:
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New Win98 Error Codes
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50-50 relationship
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George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...