I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...