Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...