Politicians accident
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Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!