A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...