Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...