Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...