Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...