What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...