Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...