Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...