Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....