A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...