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A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
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fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
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Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.