Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...