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“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Dad will never say
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