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you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Florida driver’s license!
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What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...