Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...