Women vs. Dogs
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Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
How to Catch a White Elephant
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!