The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...