Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...