37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...