Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.