What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...