Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...