Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.