Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...