My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
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Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...