Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....