Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...