Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....