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A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
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Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
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Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Give chocolate pudding
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An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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Where are we?
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Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...