Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
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The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
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California Crazy Law
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