Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...