Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...